The Committee of Irrelevant Debates

Where the most vital questions are the ones that don't matter.

Today's Debate: The True Color of the Spoon.

Is it:

  1. Silver Spoon-ism
  2. Golden Standard-ism
  3. Brightest of All Bright Ideals

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