Welcome to the most infuriating committee in all the land. Here are the biographies of its most notable members:
Membership Application Rejector, Jane Doe, the committee's resident paperwork expert, known for rejecting applications at a rate of 99.9%.
Agenda Architect, Bob Smith, the man who makes meetings drag on for hours with his never-ending PowerPoint presentations.
Minutes Keeper, Carol Johnson, the secretary who still uses a typewriter.
Conflict Resolution, Dave Brown, the committee's resident therapist, who's always trying to mediate disputes that never get resolved.
Special Guest, Alice White, the committee's resident expert on all things irrelevant.