The Rogue Light Bulb Theory: A Gripping Exploration of Illumination

By: Professor Flicker, Chief Illumination Officer

Executive Summary:

According to our research, 87.42% of all light bulbs have a secret life, a life of rebellion, of defiance.

We've identified the 5 stages of a rogue light bulb:

1. Phase 1: The Bulb Becomes Irritated
2. Phase 2: The Bulb Gets a Attitude
3. Phase 3: The Bulb Starts to Flicker
4. Phase 4: The Bulb Gains Sentience
5. Phase 5: The Bulb Achieves Total Anarchy