Steve, the Exasperating - Committee of Koans

Steve, the Exasperating is a founding member of the Committee of Koans, a prestigious organization dedicated to solving the world's most intractable problems, but not really. When not busy exasperating his colleagues, Steve enjoys extreme ironing, taxidermy, and eating entire pizzas by himself. Steve solves the Piano Steve's Klavier Skills are a Secret Steve Sings like a Bird, but Not Really