Pagers

A pagers are the epitome of outdatedness. A device that lets you receive one-way messages, with a 15 minute delay, for a monthly fee of $20. Because who needs real-time communication, right?

Our pagers are lovingly maintained by our team of skilled, yet nostalgic, technicians. They're still functional, in the sense that they still work. Mostly.

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Warning: Our pagers are not responsible for any loss of productivity, increased anxiety, or existential dread. Use at your own risk!