Donating to the Committee of Oxymelons: A Mixed Bag of Blessings

Thank you for your interest in donating to the Committee of Oxymelons, a think tank dedicated to the study of words that are their own opposite.

As a donor, you will be contributing to our research on the benefits of "jumbo jets" and the societal implications of "living room" furniture.

We have several donation levels available:

$1,000 - Jumbo Jet Set: A ticket to our annual "Flying High" conference, where you'll learn the art of finding the perfect oxymoron.

$5,000 - Room to Remodel: A private workshop with our team to help you rebrand your own oxymoron.

$10,000 - Oxymoronic Oxford: An all-expenses-paid trip to the University of Oxford, where you'll learn the art of oxymoronic writing from the masters themselves.