Our Mission

To study the intersection of contradictory concepts and create a society where paradox and oxymoron are not just tolerated, but celebrated.

To be the leading authority on the oxymelonic lifestyle, where "jumbo jets" and "bittersweet" coexist in perfect harmony.

Learn more about our core values

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