Welcome to the Committee of Oxymelons

We are a group of highly trained professionals who have come together to make the impossible possible. Our members have spent countless prophets trying to figure out how to fit a whole bunch of disparate things into one cohesive unit. It's called Oxymelon Bingo, and it's a game of skill, luck, and utter confusion.

To start playing, simply click on one of the links below and see if you can get your oxymelons to align.

• Oxymelons are Very Very Possible
• Oxymelons are Actually Not Possible
• Oxymelons are Possibly Improbable
• Oxymelons are Very Improbable Actually

Don't worry if you get stuck - we'll be here for you, trying to figure it out.

Or not.

Maybe.