Oxymelons and Oxymelons: The Committee for the Utterly Confusing and Incongruent

Welcome to our committee of contradictions and paradoxes! We're a group of experts in the field of oxymelons, because who doesn't love a good oxymoron?

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Subpage 6: The Oxymelon of the Month

Our oxymelon of the month for March is "jumbo jet". Because, let's be real, who doesn't love a big airplane?

See our next oxymelon for April!