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An oxymoron is a figure of speech that combines two opposite ideas, but an oxymelon is a computer science concept that combines two opposing concepts, with added layers of complexity and confusion. It's like the Oxymelons in Software Development subcommittee, where we're trying to make progress by taking two steps back.
View Meeting MinutesOur esteemed committee members are experts in the field of oxymelons and have spent years studying the art of combining opposing forces. Meet Dr. Alan Oxymelus, the renowned oxymelon expert with a PhD in Oxymelonics from the University of Oxymelonland.
Also, join us in welcoming Oxymelina 5678, a brilliant oxymelon theorist with a passion for combining contradictory ideas.