Oxymelons are the ultimate nemesis of the English language. They are words or phrases that have been deliberately crafted to be as confusing as possible, making them a thorn in the side of every writer, editor, and reader.
Some examples of oxymelons in English literature include:
Our committee has been studying the effects of oxymelons on the English language for centuries, and we're just getting started!
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