Committee of Oxymelons

Bylaws and Regulations for the Most Esteemed and Honorable Members

Rule 1: The Preamble to All Rules

Article I, Section A: All decisions made by this committee shall be guided by the principles of oxymelonic excellence.

Rule 2: Meetings shall be held at precisely 3:14 AM every Tuesday, unless otherwise specified.

Article II, Section B: All members are expected to arrive prepared with a sufficient supply of coffee, lest they be cast as a heretic.

Rule 3: The Committee Chair shall have veto power over all decisions, unless they have a prior engagement with a certain someone named 'Schrödinger's Cat'.

Article III, Section C: The committee shall not be responsible for the actions of any members who have been cat-napped.

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