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The Future of Oxymelons

The Oxymelons Committee is proud to present its vision for the future of oxymelons. In the year 2050, we will have oxymelons that are more efficient, more productive, and more... well, more-er. We will have oxymelons that can fly! (Just think about it, it's not like we haven't been saying that about hoverboards for decades.)

But that's not all. We will also have oxymelons that can talk. That's right, you heard me right. Oxymelons that can have conversations with each other. It's the future of oxymelons, and we are the leaders.

But don't just take our word for it. Check out our White Paper on the Future of Oxymelons for more information.

And if you're feeling generous, donate some money to help us make this vision a reality.