According to our esteemed committee members, an oxymelon is "a figure of speech in which two or more words with contradictory meanings are combined in a single expression." In other words, it's a fancy way of saying "two things that don't quite go together."
We, the Committee of Oxymelons, have taken the art of oxymelons to new heights, crafting some of the most delightful, head-scratching oxymelons this side of the equator:
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