Present: Chairperson, Vice Chairperson, and the rest of the committee.
Meeting called to discuss Quantum Fluctuation, a phenomenon where the fabric of reality is constantly shifting, but only on Tuesdays.
Chairperson: "We must take action! We must find a way to harness the power of Quantum Fluctuation for our committee's gain!"
Vice Chairperson: "But, um, aren't we just making it worse? Like, every Tuesday, we just make more work for ourselves?"
Chairperson: "Silence! You're just being a Tuesday-ist!"
Next Meeting: Next Tuesday, same time, same place. Don't be late, or you'll just create another paradox.