Presented by the Committee of Paradoxes, these awards recognize the most timelessness-inducing achievements in various fields.
Our esteemed judges have deliberated on the nominees and have chosen the following winners:
The Grand Inquisitor Award goes to "The Grandfather Paradox" for its innovative use of time loops in a narrative structure.
The Singularity Swap by The Time-Traveling Band for their bold use of reverse-chronological sequencing in their lyrics.
The Time Keeper by The Novelist of the Damned for their unapologetic use of multiple timelines in a single novel.
And finally, a special award for Timelessness in the Making, for the person who's still trying, but hasn't quite gotten it yet.