The Committee of Quandaries: Because who needs actual competence?
We're a team of highly-qualified, highly-inept experts in the field of doing absolutely nothing. Our members have a combined 100 years of experience in making excuses, procrastinating, and eating Cheetos. Meet the team!
Our Chair, Baron Von Quandary, is a renowned expert in the field of making vague, non-binding decisions. He's also an avid collector of antique teapots and enjoys long walks on the beach, as long as they're on a Tuesday.
Our Vice-Chair, Lady Quandaria, is a master of doing absolutely nothing with style. She's also a skilled artisan, specializing in the delicate art of staring at walls for hours.