Our Mission
Our mission is to create an endless loop of indecision, where every meeting is a never-ending journey through the wilderness of possibility.
We pride ourselves on being slow, inefficient, and completely unaccountable.
We are the Committee of Quandaries, and we're here to make your life interesting.
Or, at the very least, slightly more tedious.
Our motto: "We're not doing it, because, you know, maybe, possibly, probably not."
We have a team of highly trained, highly paid, highly unproductive employees, who are experts in the field of Doing Absolutely Nothing.
They are the best in the business, and we're not just saying that because they're our employees.