Decisions That Never Happened (But We're Working On It)

Meet the Committee of Quandary, where the most absurd ideas are born. Our team of expert procrastinators have spent decades debating the finer points of non-existent decisions.

Some of our notable non-achievements include:

• Decision 1: Mandatory disco parties in the break room
• Decision 2: Replacing all meetings with virtual reality simulations
• Decision 3: Introducing mandatory naptime for all employees