Welcome, esteemed members and non-members of the Committee of Quandary! We're a group of experts in the field of doing absolutely nothing productive. Our motto? "We'll get around to it eventually." Our members are:
Karl, the man who still uses a flip phone and insists that dial-up internet is superior.
View Karl's resume (it's 37 pages long)Bob, the man who can talk about his fantasy football team for hours on end.
View Bob's fantasy football statistics (in Excel)Lisa, the woman who can eat an entire pizza by herself in one sitting.
Read about Lisa's eating habits (it's a real page-turner)Jim, the man who still uses a Commodore 64 for his email client.
View Jim's collection of vintage computer partsThat's us, the Committee of Quandary. We're a group of individuals who are completely unaccountable and utterly useless to society. But hey, at least we're entertaining.