Quandary Committee met on Wednesday, the 13th to discuss the impending doom of our collective sanity. Present were Chairperson Quandary, Secretary Quandarina, and members Quandarius, Quandaria, and Quandar.reporter.
The meeting was called to order at 2:47PM, exactly 3 minutes after we realized we'd been stuck in this meeting for hours.
Quandarius proposed that we all take a 3-hour lunch, but Quandaria vetoed the idea, citing "productivity concerns". Quandaria then proposed that we all just stare at the wall for 3 hours, but Quandar.reporter pointed out that this was "not a thing we do".
Quandar.reporter then asked if we could discuss the pressing matter of the missing donuts from the break room, but Quandary just shrugged and said "not my problem".
This subcommittee is tasked with finding the person who ate the last donut and making them pay.
This subcommittee aims to find ways to prevent our collective sanity from completely unraveling.
Members: Quandaria, Quandar.reporter
This subcommittee is charged with finding ways to make our meetings shorter, lest we all lose our minds.
Members: Quandarius