The Committee of Rogue Artisans
Wherein our members craft masterpieces with an air of deliberate chaos.
Our members have been known to:
- Concoct an exquisite yet explosive perfume using nothing but discarded firework casings.
- Weave a rug that's part Persian, part rave party.
- Whisper sweet nothings into the ears of sleeping cats using only antique door knockers.
But don't be fooled, we're not just any committee. We have a code of conduct.
- Thou shalt never wear socks with sandals.
- Thou shalt never utter the phrase 'I told you so' without a healthy dose of irony.
- Thou shalt never, ever, under any circumstances, use Comic Sans.
Join us, won't you?
Sign up for our monthly meetings, which often devolve into impromptu jam sessions.