The Committee of Slow-Moving Procrastination

Meet the Members:

• John Who Can't Be Bothered
• Jane Who Preferably Won't Be There in an Hour
• Bill Who Just Wants to Watch Cat Videos

Mission Statement:

The Committee of Slow-Moving Procrastination exists to provide a forum for those who have mastered the art of doing nothing, achieving nothing, and accomplishing nothing.

Meet the Chair:

Meet our fearless leader, Bob Who Never Actually Does Anything, but Looks Great in a Suit.

Learn more about Bob Who Never Actually Does Anything, but Looks Great in a Suit