The Committee of the Absurd Decisions

Welcome to the most esteemed, most illustrious, and most utterly bewildering committee in the land.

We specialize in making decisions so absurd, so illogical, and so utterly nonsensical that even the most hardened cynic would question our sanity.

Our members are a motley crew of experts in:

• Extreme ironing
• Competitive knitting
• Freestyle juggling while blindfolded
• Extreme ironing while juggling

Our current project: A Plan to Build a 100-foot tall, fire-breathing, robotic, talking, pineapple-shaped monorail that will travel the world at 3000 miles per hour.

Meet the team behind the madness. Check out our minutes from past meetings.