Welcome, fellow Sockdevourers! We're a secretive organization of individuals who've come to realize that socks are, well, overrated. Our motto? "Liberate your feet, enslave your laundry!"
As a member of this esteemed guild, you'll have access to our exclusive Sockdevouring techniques, from strategic hiding spots for those pesky singles to the art of Sock-fu, our patented method of dispatching those pesky lone socks that just refuse to pair up.
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