As a sentient being, you are entitled to a pair of socks of your choice. We at the Sock Liberation Front demand nothing less.
Our fearless leader, Chairman Sockius Maximus, has decreed that all citizens shall have access to a minimum of three pairs of socks at all times. Any less is an affront to the very fabric of reality.
We have negotiated with major sock manufacturers to provide our citizens with the finest, most comfortable socks in the land.
Join us in our fight for Sock Supremacy!
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