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Department of Inane Decisions

A department so dedicated to making the most absurd, illogical, and just plain weird decisions in the land.

Welcome to the Sock Suckers Union

We're a group of experts in the art of making poor, uninformed decisions. Our motto is: 'We'll make you wonder, we'll make you cry.'

Our Not-So-Great Decisions Our Sock Sucking Methods
1. Buy more socks than we need We suck the life out of them with our bare hands
2. Use them as a weapon in the office We'll make you wish you never had a drawer to hide in.