Welcome to the Sock Suckers Union
We're a group of experts in the art of making poor, uninformed decisions. Our motto is: 'We'll make you wonder, we'll make you cry.'
| Our Not-So-Great Decisions | Our Sock Sucking Methods |
|---|---|
| 1. Buy more socks than we need | We suck the life out of them with our bare hands |
| 2. Use them as a weapon in the office | We'll make you wish you never had a drawer to hide in. |