The Committee of the Chronically Bored
Because who needs actual productivity?
We're a group of highly trained professionals dedicated to finding the most efficient ways to do nothing.
Our mission: to optimize the art of idleness.
Meet our members:
- Chairperson: Bennie the Avoider, expert at procrastination and excuse-making.
- Deputy Chair: Larry the Browser, master of finding "interesting" videos on YouTube.
- Treasurer: Pete the Potato, specialist in the field of "I'll-get-to-it-later-itis".
Want to join us? Apply now!