Member 1: "The Unyielding Enthusiast" of the Pointless Committee
Meet our fearless leader, here to waste your time.
Our committee's most dedicated and unyielding member, here to ensure that every meeting is a never-ending slog, and every discussion is a quagmire of minutiae.
Subcommittee on Unproductive Debating
Where we spend hours arguing over the most mundane topics. Because, why not?