We are the Committee of the Socks, a highly esteemed panel of esteemed individuals tasked with the most critical of tasks: determining the optimal sock pairing ratio.
Our members are experts in the field of footwear, each with a deep understanding of toe and heel synergy.
We meet bi-weekly in a heavily guarded, undisclosed location to deliberate on the perfect sock match.
Join us as we strive to revolutionize the world, one sock at a time.