THE COMMITTEE FOR THE PURCHASE OF EXCESSIVE PAPARAZZI
Meet the committee of experts who have been tasked with the impossible job of buying more paparazzi.
Our members have extensive backgrounds in paparazzi-related fields, including:
- Dr. Emily J. Pappadilly - Ph.D. in Paparazziology, renowned expert on the art of hiding from the law.
- Monsieur Pierre Papillon - Former paparazzi himself, now turned paparazzi-reformer.
- Professor Jane Paparazzius - Specialist in the aerodynamics of paparazzi choppers.
Meet Jane Paparazzius |
Meet Monsieur Pierre Papillon