Committee of Uncertainty - Quantum Schrödinger-isms

Quantum Schrödinger-isms

"I'm not lost, I'm just superpositioned." - Professor Schrödinger

The committee has convened to discuss the finer points of quantum mechanics and how they apply to everyday life.

Current Agenda:

Item 1: Superposition of socks
Item 2: Wave-particle duality of breakfast cereal options
Item 3: Entanglement of in-laws

Next Meeting: Superposition of Socks

Or Entanglement of In-laws

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