The Quantum Wool Gathering Protocol is an ancient, highly secretive society dedicated to the art of collecting and categorizing rare and exotic forms of quantum wool.
The committee is led by the enigmatic Quantum Wool Overlords, who have been known to use their mastery of quantum mechanics to manipulate the very fabric of reality and bend the laws of physics to their whim.
Meetings are held in an abandoned warehouse on the outskirts of town, where members gather to trade tips and tricks on how to locate the rarest and most valuable quantum wools.
The protocol is not without its critics, with some accusing the committee of hoarding rare quantum wools for personal gain, but the Overlords remain tight-lipped about their true intentions.
For those interested in joining, be prepared for a grueling initiation process, which includes but is not limited to: solving a Rubik's Cube while blindfolded, reciting the entirety of "War and Peace" from memory, and correctly identifying the species of a random, exotic quantum fiber.
Membership has its privileges, including access to the coveted Quantum Wool Gathering Society Journal, a bi-annual publication filled with the latest and greatest in quantum wool research and development.