Here at the Committee of Uncertainty, we're tackling the age-old problem of gathering quantum wool. It's a real challenge, folks. The quantum realm is a messy place, full of uncertainty and unpredictability. But we're on it.
Our research team is made up of experts in various fields, including quantum mechanics, wool science, and extreme knitting.
Stay tuned for updates on our progress. Or don't. We're not really sure how this whole "research" thing is going to pan out.
Quantum Wool Gathering Theory