Quantum Wool Gathering - Safety Guidelines

Disclaimer: Don't say we didn't warn you

Warning: Quantum wool gathering can be hazardous to your sanity, not to mention your eyebrows. Prolonged exposure to quantum fluctuations may cause:

• Excessive existential dread
• Spontaneous combustion of nearby socks
• Uncontrollable urges to reorganize your sock drawer

Pre-Quantum-Wool-Gathering Checklist:

• Ensure you have a functioning sense of humor
• Wear protective eyewear (glasses, not just metaphorical)
• Have a backup plan for when reality breaks

Still want to try? Click here for more information on preparation and risk management.

Or, if you're feeling bold, click here for expert-level quantum wool gathering tips, not recommended for the faint of heart.