Quantum Wool Gathering Standards

Because even in uncertainty, there are standards

Standard 1: Mandatory Quantum Fluffiness Quotient

A minimum of 4.72 fluffiness units per cubic meter of gathered quantum wool is mandatory for all certified Quantum Wool Gatherers.

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Standard 2: Maximum Uncertainty Coefficient

The Maximum Uncertainty Coefficient must not exceed 3.14 for any given quantum wool gathering operation.

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Standard 3: Quantum Fluffiness Sampling Frequency

A minimum of 5 samples per meter of quantum wool is required for accurate fluffiness measurement.

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Note: These standards are subject to change based on the whims of the Committee of Uncertainty.

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