Quantum Wool Gathering Standards
Because even in uncertainty, there are standards
Standard 1: Mandatory Quantum Fluffiness Quotient
A minimum of 4.72 fluffiness units per cubic meter of gathered quantum wool is mandatory for all certified Quantum Wool Gatherers.
View Quantum Wool Gathering PracticesStandard 2: Maximum Uncertainty Coefficient
The Maximum Uncertainty Coefficient must not exceed 3.14 for any given quantum wool gathering operation.
View Uncertainty CertificationStandard 3: Quantum Fluffiness Sampling Frequency
A minimum of 5 samples per meter of quantum wool is required for accurate fluffiness measurement.
View Quantum Wool Sampling GuidelinesNote: These standards are subject to change based on the whims of the Committee of Uncertainty.
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