The art of crafting an excuse is a delicate one. It requires a deep understanding of the human condition, a dash of creativity, and a healthy dose of desperation.

• The Art of the Craft
• The Committee on the Creative Destruction of Truth
• Department of Bad Excuses

But be warned: a well-crafted excuse can be a beautiful thing, but a poorly crafted one can lead to a lifetime of regret. Proceed with caution.

Or, you know, just use the classic: "I'm late because I was stuck in a time loop."

It's a timeless excuse.