The Secretary of Excuses' Official Response</right> <style> body { background: #ff69b4; font-family: 'Bebas Neue', Arial, sans-serif; font-weight: bold; } .container { background: #ff69b4; border: 4px solid #000000; padding: 16px; margin: 16px; } .para { margin-bottom: 24px; font-size: 24px; } .link { color: #ffffff; background: #000000; text-decoration: none; } </style> </head> <body> <div class="container"> <div class="para"> We, the Committee of Undertakings, have reviewed your request to declare Procrastination a Sin. <br> However, after careful consideration and extensive use of the office coffee machine, we regret to inform you that our response will be delayed. </div> <a class="link" href="/committees/committee-of-undertakings/members/the-secretary-of-excuses/just-one-more-minute" style="text-align: center;">Just One More Minute</a> <a class="link" href="/committees/committee-of-undertakings/members/the-secretary-of-excuses/its-not-my-shift" style="text-align: center;">It's Not My Shift</a> <a class="link" href="/committees/committee-of-undertakings/members/the-secretary-of-excuses/theres-a-cat-in-my-lap" style="text-align: center;">There's a Cat in My Lap</a> </div> </body> </html>