Subcommittee of the Absurdly Irrelevant: Mission Statement

We, the Subcommittee of the Absurdly Irrelevant, are a group of highly trained professionals with a proven track record of accomplishing nothing.

Our mission is to study the intersection of unrelated concepts and report back with a 500-page report that will likely be ignored by everyone.

Current Initiatives

We are currently investigating the following:

• Initiative 1: The Study of Socks
• Initiative 2: The Analysis of Jell-O
• Initiative 3: The Investigation of Inflatable Dinosaurs

Meet the Members

Our subcommittee is made up of the following highly qualified individuals:

• Chairperson: Bob "The Absurd" Smith
• Member: Jane "The Irrelevant" Doe
• Member: Al "The Inflatable" Johnson

Stay tuned for more updates from the Subcommittee of the Absurdly Irrelevant!