Welcome to the Committee of Unsolved Problems' most guarded, yet somehow still publicly accessible, collection of recipes.
These are not actually recipes, but rather a series of untested, highly speculative ideas for things we're not really sure how to do.
We're not saying they won't work, we're just saying we're not really sure if we'd ever actually try them.
But hey, if you want to take a stab in the dark and potentially poison yourself, be our guest.
Click here to see our secretly stolen recipes