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Important Matters of Utopian Proportions

We are a committee dedicated to making decisions of utter absurdity. Our meetings are held in a state of perpetual confusion, and our decisions are always made with a healthy dose of chaos.

We have a number of pressing issues that require our immediate attention:

• Creating a new world order where cats rule supreme
• Declaring pizza to be a human right
• Establishing a national holiday for the celebration of napping
• Reorganizing the planet's color palette to feature only pastel shades

We are currently in session. Please do not attempt to contact us. We are beyond help.

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