Annual Soliloquy Agenda

Today is the day we gather to reflect on our utter lack of sense.

10:00 AM: Arrival and Incoherent Ramblings

Members arrive, confused, and begin to make small talk about the meaninglessness of existence.

Panel on the Absurdity of Our Existence

11:00 AM: The Great Debate: Soliloquy vs. Solstice

A heated debate ensues, with some arguing for a more soliloquy-based approach, while others insist on a solstice-focused agenda.

Soliloquy vs. Solstice Poll

12:00 PM: Lunch Break: Utterly Unfulfilling Experience

Members take a break to eat something, anything, to fill the void within.

Lunch Break Laments

1:00 PM: The Annual Soliloquy

Each member takes turns delivering a heartfelt, soul-crushing monologue about their own sense of purpose.

Annual Soliloquy Sessions

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