Patrick is a man of great passion and even greater frustration. He has been a member of the Committee of Utter Sensibility for 5 years, and in that time, he has managed to irk every single one of his colleagues.
Patrick's area of expertise is the field of Sarcasm and Inefficiency.
He is currently working on his magnum opus, a 10,000 page document on the Art of Doing Nothing.
Years on the Committee: 5
Coffee consumed: 1000 cups
Colleagues irked: 427