The Committee of Utterly Useful Things
A committee so useful, you'll wonder how you ever managed without us.
Subcommittee of Actually Useful Things
Department of Uselessness
Bureau of Completely Useful Inventions
Meet our members:
Chairperson
Balthazar McUseful
Vice-Chairperson
Ingrid M. Unuseless
Member-at-Large
Barnaby J. Usefulpants