The Committee of Utterly Useful Things

A committee so useful, you'll wonder how you ever managed without us.

• Subcommittee of Actually Useful Things
• Department of Uselessness
• Bureau of Completely Useful Inventions

Meet our members:

• Chairperson Balthazar McUseful
• Vice-Chairperson Ingrid M. Unuseless
• Member-at-Large Barnaby J. Usefulpants