Welcome to the Committee of Waste Agenda

Welcome, fellow wastelings, to the most inefficient, bureaucratic organization in the land! We're a committee so dysfunctional, you'll need a map to find the members.

Our motto? "We're here, but not really doing anything about it."

Meet the Morons Our Achievements (if you can call them that) Budget Overruns: Because We're Worth It Committee Memes: Where We Waste Our Time

Meet the Morons

Our fearless leaders, the Morons, have been leading us down the path of least resistance for years.

• Chairman McFlufferson: Our fearless leader, known for his fearlessness and questionable leadership skills.
• Secretary McSnively: Our secretary, known for her extensive collection of staplers and mediocre typing skills.
• Vice Chair McFlibber: Our vice chair, known for his impressive ability to do the bare minimum.

Our Achievements

We've achieved so little, it's a wonder we're still in business.

• Successfully filling 75% of our meetings with unnecessary small talk.
• Accomplishing the impossible feat of making our members show up to 3 meetings per week.
• Eradicating the concept of productivity from our collective vocabulary.

Budget Overruns: Because We're Worth It

We've spent so much on unnecessary expenses, you'll need a forklift to reach the top of our budget reports.

• Buying the world's largest ball of cheese to display in our conference room.
• Commissioning a study on the feasibility of hiring more committee members.
• Paying our janitor to do our taxes for us, because math.

Committee Memes: Where We Waste Our Time

We've got memes for days, folks!

• Our famous "I Can Has Caffeine" meme.
• The "I'm Not Lazy, I'm Just on Energy-Saving Mode" meme.
• The "I'm Not Bored, I'm Just on Committee-Time" meme.