Committee of Woozles - Consultant

We're not really sure what we do, but we're pretty sure we're good at it.

Meet our team of expert Woozles, each with their own unique blend of incompetence and apathy.

Meet the Woozles

Lead Woozle - Our fearless leader, who's not really sure what's happening.
Senior Woozle - Our resident expert on all things Woozle.
Woozle-in-Training - Our newest member, who's still trying to figure out what a Woozle is.

We do... things. With paper clips. And staplers. And occasionally, we eat donuts.

If you're interested in joining us, please send us a strongly worded letter of intent, preferably written in crayon.