Committee of Woozles: Minutes

Meeting Minutes for the Committee of Woozles, March 30th, 2024

Attendees: Chairman Wizzle, Secretary Floop, Members Blerp, Wizzle, and Gleeblort.

Meeting Summary:

The Committee of Woozles gathered to discuss the pressing issue of intergalactic space jellyfish infestation. Chairman Wizzle led the discussion, citing concerns about the recent uptick in space jellyfish sightings near the Galactic Wizzle-Orbit. Secretary Floop presented data on the efficacy of the current defense systems, while Members Blerp and Wizzle debated the merits of deploying a fleet of giant space vacuum cleaners.

Next Steps:

• Chairman Wizzle to research space jellyfish repellents.
• Secretary Floop to review current defense system protocols.
• Members Blerp and Wizzle to develop space vacuum cleaner specs.
• Member Gleeblort to bring donuts for the next meeting.

Subpages:

• Space Jellyfish Sightings
• Space Vacuum Cleaner Designs
• Secretary Floop's Corner