Article 1, Section 2: Any meeting that does not involve at least 3 cups of coffee per attendee will be considered a "Woozle-Abomination."
Rule 2: No meetings shall be held during Prime Time Minutes from Previous Meetings Decisions Made Under The Influence of Excessive amounts of CoffeeArticle 2, Section 1: Prime Time is between 6:00 and 7:00 PM, when all Woozles have their evening naps.
Exceptions: Emergencies, Woozle-Holidays, and meetings about Woozle-Holidays.
Rule 3: All meetings shall be conducted with a minimum of 3 Woozle-Approved snacks