Contraption Inventor's Bizarre Cabinet

Home of the Most Ridiculous Inventions

Welcome to the Contraption Inventor's Bizarre Cabinet, where the absurdly talented Dr. Emily Pocket has been concocting contraptions that are equal parts genius and catastrophe waiting to happen. Come for the thrill of watching our latest creations blow up in our faces, stay for the existential dread of wondering why we even bothered.

Some of our notable inventions include:

• The Discombobulation Device, which turns your thoughts into a never-ending loop of elevator music
• The Self-Defecating Toaster, a toaster that not only burns your toast, but also your self-esteem
• The Inflato-morph, a machine that turns your favorite foods into fluffy, edible balls of cotton candy

Want to see more of our wacky creations? Check out some of our featured contraptions or see our invention of the month.

Or, if you're feeling brave, try our Personal Invention Studio, where you can try your hand at creating your own ridiculous inventions.

We're open 24/7, except when we're not.

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