Committee on Irreconcilable Disagreements - Chairperson Wobblebottom
Welcome to the most dysfunctional committee in the land! We're a group of experts in the field of irreconcilable disagreements. Our chairperson, Wobblebottom, is a renowned expert in the art of not compromising.
- Minutes of Disagreement
- Members and Their Disagreements
- Disagreement Memo
- Disagreement Resolution Status
Our mission statement: "We will disagree, and we won't let go of our disagreements." - Chairperson WobblebottomOur committee meetings are always a blast of conflicting opinions and raised voices. Come for the excitement, stay for the catharsis.
Chairperson Wobblebottom: "I've been trying to get this committee to agree on the color of the carpet for weeks, but they just won't budge."